Faster Than A Speeding Mullet

Tracks:

1. I’m Gonna Procreate – 4:25
2. Great Idea For A Song – 3:25
3. If Gregg Yeti Doesn’t Rejoin The Flashing Astonishers I’m Going To Kill Myself – 1:25
4. Archie Got An STD – 2:12
5. Ode To Ziploc The African Albino Claw-Footed Water Frog – 1:11
6. Let’s Make Fun Of the Amish – 1:36
7. Eat Here And Die – 3:04

~ Short Bus Suite ~
Seventeen songs in four and a half minutes

8. Sonata For Piano And Moron In C Major – 0:21
9. Getting Shot In The Face Sucks – 0:30
10. Raisins In Disguise / Iguana – 0:07
11. Calculator In My Bum – 0:18
12. Broom Broom Broom – 0:05
13. Find The Dead Wingless Legless Fly In Your Box Of Raisins – 0:19
14. Lice And Rice – 0:04
15. The Face Of A Child – 0:15
16. Thank You – 0:08
17. Smell My Nipple, Win A Prize – 0:07
18. Dead Tacos – 0:10
19. Why Do The Elderly Growl At Cucumbers? – 0:41
20. Salmon In Disguise – 0:04
21. Yak Aquarium – 0:08
22. Toasterama – 0:06
23. Wookiee Weeniee – 0:17
24. Sorry, We’re No Longer Buying Lizard Shit – 0:34

25. My Wife – 2:34
26. J.R.O. (Intro) – 1:48
27. J.R.O. – 1:43
28. (I Wanna Wipe) A Booger On Dan (Rather) – 0:46
29. Eskimo Pie Is Not Pie And Contains Very Little Eskimo – 2:35
30. Strap-On Brain – 5:08
31. Coffee (2003 Grind) – 4:24

Released February 2004

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